His father has him convinced that "No horseplay" on the sign at the city pool means no horses are allowed in the pool and you can't pretend to be a horse either.
Ok, that one most people would smile if they heard him say it, it makes sense.
But how am I supposed to explain it if he say "Squirrels live in garages not trees"? Our neighbor had one trapped in his garage, M made a joke to me about, J heard him and it is stuck in his head now that squirrels are supposed to live in people's garages.
Thanks, honey. Like the kid doesn't get confused enough as it is.
Purple Dreamer says
That is so something I'd tell my kid!