Did you ever notice how many blood vessels there are in the top of the ear? It bleeds almost as much as the mouth does. And that's what annoyed him, the blood that dripped on his chest. Once I cleaned it up and put a Cars band-aid on it he forgot all about it. At least I thought he did.
The story he picked for bedtime? Llama Llama Mad at Mama. Thanks, Champ. Just twist that knife in a little deeper.