10 Funny Motherhood Quotes plus Friday Frivolity

Some people are sentimental when it comes to Mother's Day. Not me, laughter helps me keep a grip on this motherhood gig. Perhaps one of the other Friday Frivolity hosts went for the sentimental route, so be sure to check them out. I chose 10 of my favorite funny motherhood quotes:

Motherhood 1 — It usually takes a Mother's pressure to get the kid to church anyway.

Motherhood 3 — My mother thinks this and it makes me want to gag any time she says it.

Motherhood 6 — I know I am. When you think about all of the things a mother endures, you'd have to be slightly insane to sign up for it.

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Motherhood 2 — Psssh! If we can get dinner ready, while talking on the phone to our mother and still know that our child is jumping on his bed instead of doing homework like he was supposed to do, following a couple of blips on a computer screen is nothing.

Motherhood 5 — Seriously! A mom needs at least 4 hands just to get an infant dressed without him rolling off the bed... and then they learn to crawl!

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Motherhood 7 — At least once a week. And I still have a few years until he hits the tweens and teens.

Motherhood 9 — There'd be a lot of leaving it in this house. So, I lie. "It's chicken!"

Motherhood 8 — So many great ones from Ms. Bombeck, it was hard to choose just one. But, this gives me the shakes just thinking about it.

Motherhood 4 — As long as I have my own Mommy suite...

Motherhood 10 — Guilty! I literally tell my son "Mommy is cold, put on a sweat shirt."

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Friday Frivolity Superbowl / Football Memes Edition! (Sort of, Not Really... ;P) Plus the Friday Frivolity LINKY PARTY - the blog link-up for all things Fun, Funny, Happy, and Hopeful!

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Host, Audrey, Friday Frivolity Superbowl / Football Memes Edition! (Sort of, Not Really... ;P) Plus the Friday Frivolity LINKY PARTY - the blog link-up for all things Fun, Funny, Happy, and Hopeful!

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Audrey is a wonderfully eclectic blogger, who not only can cook up a storm over on That Recipe, but also writes at Munofore - "MUsings NOt FOod RElated." Munofore touches on humor, parenting, crafting, holiday ideas, tutorials, and more! She talks about her new found heroine, Phryne Fisher from the Phryne Fisher Mystery novels and Miss Fisher Murder Mystery television series.

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Sarah Eliza is on a mission to Devastate Boredom by living a life full of all of her favorite things... friendship and connection, laughter, books and music, furbaby love, minimalism, wellness pursuits, Paleo-ish cooking, and on and on! Go check out her blog for a review of the book "Everything I Never Told You " by Celeste Ng.

Host, Lisa, Friday Frivolity Superbowl / Football Memes Edition! (Sort of, Not Really... ;P) Plus the Friday Frivolity LINKY PARTY - the blog link-up for all things Fun, Funny, Happy, and Hopeful!

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Lisa is an awesomely hilarious and authentic writer who marches to her own drum on her blog Syncopated Mama, providing an "un-labelly spot" for all the happily off-beat folks out there who have been wishing to find kindred spirits. She shares her adventures building a natural home, teaching her adorbs daughter, establishing and refining positive communication skills, camping, creating, cooking, and so much more! She reveals her 5 favorite Literary Characters this week on her weekly series 5 after 5.

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Jessica is an amazingly funny and smart blogger from Wales who writes at Babi a Fi on a whole range of topics -- from entertaining vintage nostalgia, to technology tutorials, to book reviews, to raising her adorable munchkin, and so much more! She tells us what she has been reading lately from a cute counting book with her daughter to the true story of a missing American in Japan later found murdered.

Calling all bloggers looking for an upbeat and supportive group of pals to join in hosting the weekly #FridayFrivolity par-tay! We are hoping to add to our ranks of dedicated hosts and co-hosts, and would love for you to consider joining the fun! Co-Hosts are welcome on a temporary basis (usually a month), while Hosts make a more ongoing commitment. 🙂 Swing by here to express interest and ask any questions!

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In a fun twist, since we now have four hosts we will also have FOUR FEATURES.... but you will have to go check out the other three blogs to see if you were featured there! 😉

My featured post this week is: Ikea Hack: Lego Table from Keeping it Real. I love anything that will keep Legos off my floor. It's a great frugal idea that looks great. Kids happy, parents are happy, win win!

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Lisa/SyncopatedMama says

May 05, 2016 at 7:22 pm

I am SO NOT sentimental, either! My poor mom would love nothing more than some overly-mushy card, but all she gets from me are jokey ones with quotes like these! I love that we chose two of the same quotes - great minds think alike!

- Audrey Humaciu says
  
  May 09, 2016 at 9:37 am
  
  My mom would probably prefer those sappy cards too. Instead she got a homemade card this year - which I know she will love.
  
  - Sarah Eliza @ devastateboredom says
    
    May 12, 2016 at 7:50 pm
    
    She definitely can't complain about a homemade card! Those are always the best. 🙂
    
    The sweater thing was my favorite -- it is so true! 😛 Great choices of quotes though, and your commentary is hilarious!
    
    - Audrey Humaciu says
      
      May 13, 2016 at 8:05 am
      
      I drive my son crazy making him take a sweatshirt to school even on warm days. But on those days the classroom can be cold.
      
Jess Powell (Babi a Fi) says

May 07, 2016 at 4:29 am

Haha, I love that one about evolution - I feel like I need at least 12 these days!

I'm not very sentimental either, I must confess. Even with anniversaries and things like that, it's always Anthony who keeps track of the dates for both of us. 🙂 #fridayfrivolity

- Audrey Humaciu says
  
  May 09, 2016 at 9:33 am
  
  Half the time I don't know what day of the week it is, let alone the day of the month. I know when the important dates are, but I usually don't realize it is coming up until it is too late - ask my nieces and nephews.
  
Marilyn Lesniak says

May 10, 2016 at 6:12 pm

Audrey why have I never heard of this linkup??? I need to get a reminder. putting it on my directory. Thank you so much for linking at #overthemoon! I look forward to seeing what you share every week. Please come back for #WonderfulWednesday or #ThursdayFavoriteThings. Don't forget to comment your link #'s so I can be sure to visit and you get a chance to be featured! Pinned and shared.

- Audrey Humaciu says
  
  May 11, 2016 at 5:14 pm
  
  Thanks for joining us, Marilyn. We are slowly getting the word out.

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