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    Need a laugh? Check your SPAM folder.

    Feb 16, 2016 · 12 Comments

    Yes SPAM is annoying and clutters up your inbox, but it can also be downright humorous at times. Here's a look at some from my inbox.

    Funny SPAM e-mail examples including Amazon orders for a Tesla, a $36 computer and Trump's Brain Pills

    This gem sharing last year's vacation destination popped up today.

    humorous SPAM e-mail
    It's been 85 degrees F for the last week here in my area. Maybe a cruise to the arctic circle is just what I need right now.

     

    I assume this was a phishing expedition. The question is should I do my Brando in a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof or...

    What was the bride wearing? Khakis? She sounds hideous!
    What was the bride wearing? Khakis? She sounds hideous!

     

    And another case of mistaken identity.

    You are invoicing your mother?! the shame!
    You are invoicing your mother?! Have you no shame?!

     

    Oh darn, my account has been locked by ID Appel Service from On Microsoft

    If you have seen my wardrobe you might think I do need Costumer Service desperately.
    If you have seen my wardrobe you'd know I need Costumer Service desperately.

     

    Was this because I laughed when the IRS called to collect for back taxes and threatened to call the sheriff to arrest me immediately? (Hint: the IRS never calls or sends e-mail)

    spam - district court
    I feel sorry for the naive people that still don't know NEVER CLICK ON A ZIP FILE!!!!

     

    I am not even sure this e-mail knows what it is selling: a computer for under $37, a golf club or dinner at a restaurant near Gaylord Resorts?

    spam - schizo
    Do they throw in a free order of skillet cornbread if you order both the computer and the golf club?

     

    I did not take advantage of any of the above offers for my husband's birthday. Apparently, I got him a car... on Amazon.

    spam
    Hmm, I wonder if there was a problem with my one-click ...

     

    Where do I even begin? an arthritic plastic surgeon? college graduates hunting durban?

    spam - your boss plastic surgery
    My boss is a 7 ½ year old that better not be working the cupid night shift.

     

    Besides, who needs plastic surgery when all I have to do is "drink (2 a day)" of this magic elixir.

    spam - whale
    Do I look like a killer whale with sharp enough teeth for biting off your hand so you can't insult me anymore.

     

    And more insults. Apparently, Jean James thinks I am not very bright.

    spam - get smarter
    I am smart enough not to click on your e-mail and I didn't need 3 days to figure it out.

     

    If I really wanted to increase my analytical thinking skills I just need some of Trump's Brain Pills.

    This one is just too easy...I'll let you make your own snarky comment here.
    Nope. This one is just too easy... you can make up your own comment here.

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    Comments

    1. Elizabeth @ Guilty Chocoholic Mama says

      February 18, 2016 at 7:42 pm

      I'll be! Who knew a spam folder could be so entertaining? This is GREAT! Now I have another excuse to put off dusting my house. 😉 Thanks for the laughs...stopping by from, well, you know...#FridayFrivolity! 🙂

      Reply
      • Audrey Humaciu says

        February 19, 2016 at 12:00 pm

        Ugh, dusting, don't remind me.

        Reply
    2. [email protected] says

      February 18, 2016 at 9:14 pm

      you have much more exciting spam mail than I do! Mine is just advertisements for things I don't need. It gave me a smile to read some of those 🙂

      Reply
      • Audrey Humaciu says

        February 19, 2016 at 11:59 am

        Oh, I have plenty of those too, trust me. 😉

        Reply
    3. Jess Powell (Babi a Fi) says

      February 19, 2016 at 3:48 am

      Lol, I can't believe the 'you look like a whale one'!! It does make a change from all the, ahem, 'enlargement' ones, I suppose. (Though they'd be thrilled to look like a whale where it mattered...) All my spam at the moment is about how much I need a card payment machine. I don't know what for exactly, but they say I *need* one! 😉 #FridayFrivolity

      Reply
      • Audrey Humaciu says

        February 19, 2016 at 11:58 am

        I stared at it for awhile thinking would anyone really buy a product from an e-mail like that?

        Reply
    4. Jamie @ Medium Sized Family says

      February 19, 2016 at 6:44 am

      These are awesome. I haven't looked at my spam folder in forever. Now I know what a pick me up it could be! haha

      Reply
      • Audrey Humaciu says

        February 19, 2016 at 11:57 am

        Sometimes you have to have a warped sense of humor like I do to find things funny. 🙂

        Reply
    5. Erin - Suburban Simplicity says

      February 20, 2016 at 4:06 pm

      Too funny! I got some of these last week too! Thanks for linking up at #WelcomeHomeWednesdays. Hope to see you next week!

      Reply
      • Audrey Humaciu says

        February 21, 2016 at 10:52 am

        Isn't it crazy how stupid they think we all are?

        Reply

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